Kampreferat: Rotterne - FC KOmfort

Pressen var hårde ved Hele Danmarks FC Komfort efter dagens historiske
nederlag. Her er udpluk fra aviserne der næste alle havde valgt
overskriften: FC Komfort helt til Rotterne.

NB: bemærk at sportsjournalisterne som sædvanlig har problemer med at skrive
spiller- og klubnavnene korrekt (glug-glug-glug), men jeg har rettet dem i
det følgende uddrag fra artiklen..

"ROTTERNE obliterated KOMFORT last night and stunned a worldwide audience
almost as much."

"This blistering display ranks with any in the club's dramatic history and
those followers with a grievance over their treatment by the KLØVERMARKEN
KANTINEBESTYRER will long relish it."

"KOMFORT had a sickly pallor and not only because SALIM took ill so close to
kick-off that the team sheet had to be redrafted."

"ROTTERNES presently depleted defence was of no relevance whatsoever when FC
KOMFORTs own back four were being subjected to perpetual torment. The fourth
goal on the verge of the interval, from 1 ROTTE, must have extinguished any
thoughts of a comeback. The minds of DAN LYLLOFFS team, in any case, were
probably addled well before that."

"FC KOMFORT had little to offer other than a conviction that letting fly
from distance would disturb ROTTERNES MÅLMAND, a goalkeeper who had just had
a couple of awkward games. A free-kick from PETER LYLLOFF came back off the
ROTTE-MÅLMAND during first-half stoppage time, but ROTTERNE had struck a
fourth goal moments before that."

"SERIE C may be going through a troubled time at present but even so no one
could believe that any of its members could be quite so frail. In truth
ROTTERNES achievement here must not be underestimated, considering that FC
KOMFORT had won 2-0 in GLADSAXE to eliminate 1 HOLD FRA MESTERRÆKKEN in the
previous round. A clean sheet was unimaginable for a team so devastated at
KLØVERMARKEN. "Are you BANG OG JENSEN in disguise?" bayed the crowd.

That was very hard on HOLDET FRA ISTEDGADE-BAREN."

Hele artiklen - komplet med stavefejl - kan læses her:

http://football.guardian.co.uk/Match_Report/0,,2054231,00.html

mvh
Thomas